bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

valkyriestrikeofthelashatterdome:

gotterdammerungs:

                             (x)

And then in the future, everything changes. He’s been through it all, of course-watched humanity rediscover the heavens above them, watched them begin to wonder what’s out there. He cheered with the rest of the world when they landed on the moon, cheered as if he’d found Isla de la Muerta all over again, because there was something new. New treasure, a new horizon. But then they stop going, stop exploring, and he goes back to riding tankers across the rising seas. So he’s surprised when one day he wakes up from a night with his bottle of rum (his truest companion), and hears that there’s colonies on Mars now, and they need ships to supply them. He spends the next decade crafting new identities, learning all he can to qualify for the job, and after several tries (and even more faked deaths-this immortality thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be in the age of the inerasable digital self) he gets it. The ships go nearly constantly now, the needs of the terraforming project creating an unbroken line of vessels from Mars to Earth and back again. “Show me that horizon,” he whispers to himself, his personal prayer of thanksgiving, each time they leave orbit, because the worlds, the stars are in motion and it’s never the same, with nearly three years for a round trip the ports are always different, even if they keep the old names. And finally one trip something goes wrong with the reactor, they’re too low on power and have to deploy the backups, and Jack (Lucky Jack, they call him, for he survives too many things he shouldn’t but science has yet to accept that maybe some things weren’t old wives’ tales after all) goes out for the spacewalk to bring up the solar panels. And as they rise, geometric patterns black against the sun’s glare, he’s struck by a powerful sense of déjà vu, because it’s all here-wind and sails, a ship beneath his feet and stars above his head, horizon in all directions. He wonders, for a moment, if the reason he’s still here is because the universe wanted a witness, to mourn the end of one age of exploration, and rejoice in the birth of the next.

nintendontdodrugs:

Chris Ramsey calling out Katie Hopkins for her views on fat people.

cleanbodymindsoul:

carabellaa:

end0fthe-world:

beyoutiful1551:

Must reblog every Christmas

the fact that this picture just popped up improved my day by 100% 

I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life


the real family deserves a reblog too :)

cleanbodymindsoul:

carabellaa:

end0fthe-world:

beyoutiful1551:

Must reblog every Christmas

the fact that this picture just popped up improved my day by 100% 

I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life

image

the real family deserves a reblog too :)

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

ludgatess:

I feel like this gifset is missing someone important:

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

blushy-fallen-angel:

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif

Reblogging just because of the gif.

blushy-fallen-angel:

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:

perfect usage of that gif

Reblogging just because of the gif.

meeko-fitz:

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

this is just so disturbing and heartbreaking

stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

shep689:

soundlyawake:

letsbeseriousokay:

thesearchforsirens:

So much anxiety

Lol my eyes freaked out.

WHAT THE SWEET SOLITARY FUCK

This is how people drive in Europe.

shep689:

soundlyawake:

letsbeseriousokay:

thesearchforsirens:

So much anxiety

Lol my eyes freaked out.

WHAT THE SWEET SOLITARY FUCK

This is how people drive in Europe.

estebanwaseaten: